samephonewhothis:

frawgs:

frawgs:

i just saw my cousin on tinder can i die shes gonna know i’m gay

WAIT THAT MEANS

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steadfast:

5ummit:

me: *worries that I’m Evil and Manipulative and tries very hard every day to be a good person*

me: oh my god

me: I’m manipulating people into thinking I’m good

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ensignro:

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if you don’t support pebbles the lesbian budgie and her giant wife dni

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thunderlovesbird:

growingcherriesandroses:

having a personal sense of style is gay culture and the reason why gay men are seen as fashionable and lesbians as tacky is because the standards are so low for men and so high for women send post

and FURTHERMORE the standards set for women are centered around how appealing they are to men and not actually about style at all a lot of the time. Lesbian style doesn’t care what men find attractive and is therefore considered “wrong”

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jessafer94:

out of boredom i decided to scan a stuffed shark. here are the results.

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asker

Anonymous asked: What did Bradley Cooper do......

sunfortune:

successfully? Nothing

gayreinhardt:

casual intimacy kills me every time. grand gestures are cute and all but seeing two people who are just totally comfortable with having each other in their space, who dont think twice about leaning into each other and thoughtlessly holding each other while doing unrelated things….. thats love

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toritheestallion:

me at Olive Garden at 11:02 am staring down the elderly people impatiently waiting outside knowing we should’ve opened 2 minutes ago but my boss is in the back cheating on his wife with the girl who makes the salads and he has the key to unlock the doors

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bluethisisforyou:

you know that part in emperor’s new groove when devil kronk is like “that’s nothing. look what I can do” and does a one-handed handstand and then angel kronk is like “he’s got a point”? that’s two brain cells representation babey

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trashboat:

trashboat:

hilarious to think that any user of this website could get staff to budge on any of their shitty ideas. its literally only happened once and its because everyone was cyberbullying a best-selling novelist who just so happened to love the taste of cock

we really were on the honour system of promising not to edit posts for years and John Green had to open his sultry little mouth and for once not to immediately place a cock in it

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lesbaries:

when you see some cool art but realize it’s re uploaded and that the artist isnt credited 

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